Dialiect Library 2

Another Book translation excerpt. Beware of the Dog, by Roald Dahl, into sweedish chef (Muppet's, if no one knew)

Beware of the Dog
Roald Dahl

Sweedish Chef



DOVN beloo zeere-a ves oonly a fest vheete-a undooleteeng sea ooff cluood. Bork bork bork! Ebufe-a zeere-a ves zee soon, und zee soon ves vheete-a leeke-a zee cluoods, becoose-a it is nefer yelloo vhee oone-a luuks et it frum heegh in zee eur.

He-a ves steell flyeeng zee Speetffure-a. Hees reeght hund ves oon zee steeck, und he-a ves vurkeeng zee roodder ber veet hees lefft leg elune-a. It ves qooeete-a iesy. Bork bork bork! Zee mecheene-a ves flyeeng vell, und he-a knoo vhet he-a ves dueeng.

Iferytheeng is feene-a, he-a thuooght. Um de hur de hur de hur. I'm dueeng ell reeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. I'm dueeng neecely. Bork bork bork! I knoo my vey hume-a. I'll be-a zeere-a in helff un huoor. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Vhee I lund I shell texee in und sveetch ooffff my ingeene-a und I shell sey, help me-a tu get oooot, veell yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I shell meke-a my fueece-a suoond oordeenery und netoorel und nune-a ooff zeem veell teke-a uny nuteece-a. Zeen I shell sey, sumeune-a help me-a tu get oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur. I cun't du it elune-a becoose-a I'fe-a lust oone-a ooff my legs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey'll ell loogh und theenk thet I'm jukeeng, und I shell sey, ell reeght, cume-a und hefe-a a luuk, yuoo unbeleeefing besterds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeen Yurky veell cleemb up oontu zee veeng und luuk inseede-a. He'll prubebly be-a seeck becoose-a ooff ell zee bluud und zee mess. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I shell loogh und sey, fur Gud's seke-a, help me-a oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur.

He-a glunced doon egeeen et hees reeght leg. Zeere-a ves nut mooch ooff it lefft. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee cunnun shell hed tekee heem oon zee theegh, joost ebufe-a zee knee-a, und noo zeere-a ves nutheeng boot a greet mess und a lut ooff bluud. Bork bork bork! Boot zeere-a ves nu peeen. Bork bork bork! Vhee he-a luuked doon, he-a felt es thuoogh he-a vere-a seeeeng sumetheeng thet deed nut belung tu heem. It hed nutheeng tu du veet heem. It ves joost a mess vheech heppened tu be-a zeere-a in zee cuckpeet; sumetheeng strunge-a und unoosooel und rezeer interesteeng. It ves leeke-a feending a deed cet oon zee suffa.

He-a reelly felt feene-a, und becoose-a he-a steell felt feene-a, he-a felt ixceeted und uneffreeed. Bork bork bork!

I vun't ifee buzeer tu cell up oon zee redeeu fur zee bluud vegun, he-a thuooght. Um de hur de hur de hur. It isn't necessery. Bork bork bork! Und vhee I lund I'll seet zeere-a qooeete-a nurmelly und sey, sume-a ooff yuoo felloos cume-a und help me-a oooot, veell yuoo, becoose-a I'fe-a lust oone-a ooff my legs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thet veell be-a foonny. Bork bork bork! I'll loogh a leettle-a vheele-a I'm seyeeng it; I'll sey it celmly und slooly, und zeey'll theenk I'm jukeeng. Vhee Yurky cumes up oontu zee veeng und gets seeck, I'll sey, Yurky, yuoo oold sun ooff a beetch, hefe-a yuoo feexed my cer yet? Zeen vhee I get oooot I'll meke-a my repurt und leter I'll gu up tu Lundun. Bork bork bork! I'll teke-a thet helff buttle-a ooff vheesky veet me-a und I'll geefe-a it tu Blooey. Bork bork bork! Ve'll seet in her ruum und dreenk it. Um de hur de hur de hur. I'll get zee veter oooot ooff zee bethruum tep. I vun't sey mooch unteel it's teeme-a tu gu tu bed, zeen Ill sey, Blooey, I'fe-a gut a soorpreese-a fur yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I lust a leg tudey. Bork bork bork! Boot I dun't meend su lung es yuoo dun't. Um de hur de hur de hur. It duesn't ifee hoort. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ve'll gu iferyvhere-a in cers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I elveys heted velkeeng, ixcept vhee I velked doon zee street ooff zee cuppersmeeths in Begded, boot I cuoold gu in a reeckshev. I cuoold gu hume-a und chup vuud, boot zee heed elveys fleees ooffff zee ex. Hut veter, thet's vhet it needs; poot it in zee bet und meke-a zee hundle-a svell. I chupped luts ooff vuud lest teeme-a I vent hume-a, und I poot zee ex in zee bet. . . .

Zeen he-a sev zee soon sheening oon zee ingeene-a cooleeng ooff hees mecheene-a. He-a sev zee reefets in zee metel, und he-a remembered vhere-a he-a ves. Um gesh dee bork, bork! He-a reeleezed thet he-a ves nu lunger feeleeng guud; thet he-a ves seeck und geeddy. Bork bork bork! Hees heed kept felleeng furverd oontu hees chest becoose-a hees neck seemed nu lunger tu hefe-a uny strengt. Boot he-a knoo thet he-a ves flyeeng zee Speetffure-a, und he-a cuoold feel zee hundle-a ooff zee steeck betveee zee feengers ooff hees reeght hund. Bork bork bork!

I'm gueeng tu pess oooot, he-a thuooght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Uny mument noo I'm gueeng tu pess oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur.